cowboybeboop:

viste:

cowboybeboop:

reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it 

IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST

only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan. get off our website yahooligan!

(via nathanlewinsky)

rodneykong:

whorville:

Happy has five letters
Pizza has five letters

This is no coincidence

genocide has eight letters

this isn’t a coincidence

(via maxterbate)

snapchatting:

i was confident for like 2 minutes one time

(via condommodel)

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

(via annatheidiot)

henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

(via nathanlewinsky)

hanacabana:

maydaykoigo:

curiouslyhigh:

bunnywith:

tahnoscheeks:

do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again

I pointlessly open the fridge too.

sometimes i just stand in the middle of the living room and look lost.

Why am I in the bathroom

actual proof that we are in fact sims.

(Source: vergilminaj, via pure-pleasure-seeker)

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

(via condommodel)

eleanorjanestyle:

localnativity:

i wanna audition for all the ugly roles in movies because if you get the part youre in a movie which is cool but if you don’t get the part it means that you’re not ugly enough for it which is also cool

nothing i’ve ever heard was as positive as this post

(via deechow)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(via maxterbate)